if i had these, i just might bake

if i had this awesome letter press cookie cutter set, i just might be able to put my aversion to all things kitchen aside and role up my baking sleeves. 'cept my cookies wouldn't say ordinary things like 'thank you' or 'happy birthday'. mine would say filthy, shocking things that one would never imagine a cookie to speak (tee hee). or perhaps a batch of wonderland 'eat me' cookies? or cookies graced with Elvis lyrics? the possibilities are endless! i have never wanted to bake so much in my life. in the words of Gloria Hendry as Sydney in Black Belt Jones (1974): Honey, my cookie would kill you. :D