if polygamy were legal #35

if polygamy were legal, i would marry this hand sewn leather guitar case by Whipping Post. i'm certain our marriage would last as she comes with a lifetime warranty. not certain she'd accept my proposal, however, as i only know how to play 4 songs :)

if polygamy were legal # 34

if polygamy were legal, i would marry this dress today and then renew my vows to it in fifty years, just 'cause it's that bleedin classic. looking at the rest of my wives, i'm starting to see a recurring pattern. i could have a whole harem of full skirted shirt dresses. hurry up spring g*dammit!

if polygamy were legal # 33

if polygamy were legal, i would marry this genuine Loden Frey coat in a chalet up in the alps, after which i would prance around the hillside in it, yodelling...BUT: the bloomin' thing isn't my size! ugh. these German coats are of serious quality, people. somebody smaller than me please give this beautiful specimen a loving home.

if polygamy were legal # 32

if polygamy were legal, i would have to hire ever wedding officiant in the city, because i want to marry every single piece that Lena Hoschek has ever created. i found this designer via Q's Daydream and when i visited Lena's website my head nearly exploded. sadly, they only seem to sell their clothing in Europe, Saudi Arabia and Japan :( looks like i've got a trip to plan. a destination wedding, if you will :)

if polygamy were legal #31

if polygamy were legal, i would marry this dress in a sunny harbour, before sailing off with it into the horizon.

if polygamy were legal # 30

if polygamy were legal, i would marry this 'Two-Wheeler Shirtdress' in a field somewhere, then renew my vows to it every summer for the rest of my life. i. need. this. dress.

[click on the image to enlarge. it's the pattern that slays me.]

if polygamy were legal # 29

let me preface by saying that i rarely, if ever, wear white clothing. not because i don't appreciate the aesthetic, but because i am well aware of the limits of my own coordination. being the clumsy sort of girl that i am, i have never been able to keep a white item white for very long, and as such, have shied away from them. that being said, this crisp, white, cotton dress seems absolutely perfect to me. if polygamy were legal, i would marry this dress and then divorce it, just so that i might marry it again. and i am so in love with its structure, that if it came in a hundred colours, i would marry each and every one of them. *sigh*

ima marry a troll

i wish to wed this "troll chair" by Danish design team Lund & Paarmann. i feel warm n cozy just thinkin 'bout sittin in it.

if polygamy were legal #27

if polygamy were legal, i would marry this unassumingly perfect sweater dress in a quiet ceremony in the woods.

if polygamy were legal #26

if polygamy were legal, i would like to marry everything in this etsy shop (and the woman who knits it all, and her haircut, and her friends, and her friends' haircuts and her fabulous blog.)
just sayin'.

sail away with me

if polygamy were legal, i would marry this handsome sailor coat and sail away with it into the great beyond.

if polygamy were legal #24

marry me, clutch, and i shall hold you forever.

j'aime [bow]coup

this bracelet is so whimsical and fun. don't know if i'd marry it, but i'd certainly mess around with it a bit.

if polygamy were legal #22

if polygamy were legal, i would marry this dress at city hall and buy her an apartment in manhattan. :)

if polygamy were legal # 21

it's almost time i divorced some of my spring n summer wives to make room for all the fall weddings :) regardless, if it were legal to marry these four strap ankle boots by F-Troupe, i would. they remind me of old school cross country ski boots like the ones i had when i was a girl. perhaps it's the nostalgia, but i just adore them.

let's move this polygamy party to the kitchen!

[for those of you who might be baffled by the title of this post: i like to marry things. see here.]
...never before have i wished to marry a kitchen appliance, but i can deny my affections no longer. check out this line of retro appliances at swipelife. if i had these, i just might cook.

if polygamy were legal #19

if polygamy were legal, i would marry these shoes in an elaborate ceremony for two *sigh*

cloche to your heart

does anyone else hear bells when they lay eyes upon this hat?

if polygamy were legal #17

i am absolutely smitten with these working pinwheel earings that actually spin when you blow on them. so charming and romantic! ima marry me a pair o' these tout suite!

if polygamy were legal # 16

these art nouveau sunnies make my knees a bit wobbly. must be love.